Dan,
I hear you loud and clear, my friend. It's that very reason, ANXIETY, that I'd like to keep a couple of those viagras on hand. I don't have any, at present... LOL But I sure would love to have some handy. If nothing else, it's INSURANCE that if things don't work properly, you have a viable alternative on hand!!
To tell something funny on myself here, I had a visit to my doctor before our first encounter into swinging. It was just a routine checkup deal, to make me feel better beforehand....
Well, I asked the doctor if I could try viagra. You know, they have these free samples that they give out to patients who are interested.... He looked over his thick glasses at me and said, "What's wrong, son, you can't get it up??"
This must have really hit home on my male ego! Well, I said, "Oh, sure, I can get it up... I just have problems..."
He said, "How often do you and your wife have sex?"
(Like an idiot) I replied, "Every night!"
The doctor stumbled and almost fell in his own office!! LOL He exclaimed, "REALLY?? My God, son, you deserve a medal!!" Then, he smiled and said, "You ain't getting any viagra!"
Screwed again! I was too honest for my own good....
Ron, Husband of Stratecpl
(Exit, laughing all the way!!)
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