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Originally Posted by intuition897

I almost hate going to vanilla weddings anymore. Mr and I just hold hands and catch one another's eye as the couple is saying their vows. They have such high hopes, and it's almost sad because you KNOW that 9 times out of 10, that couple standing up there in front of the altar have absolutely no idea what they're getting themselves into. They have no idea what lies in wait for them, and how 'real' their life is going to get. And the cards are stacked against them if they really believe that passionate romantic love is all they're going to need. Kinda like watching the happy couple rushing off in the getaway car, so blissful and happy, and knowing that 5 miles down the road, the bridge is out. And you hope and pray that a) they know how to swim, and b) they're smart enough to lose the dress and tux and all the rest of the frivolous non-necessities before they try to, 'cause if they don't, they're going to drown.

So... What shall we get for the happy couple? Any suggestions?

May I suggest a Smith and Wesson .357 Magnum, and 2 rounds of hollow-point ammunition?

Jeesh...