John,
Didn't your family own a juicer? LOL
I go to a site called funinbed.com, and every week they have a new sex tip. Last week it was called "Peaches and Cream"
It involved pitting and coring a peach, sliding it onto your man's penis, and sucking him while also eating the peach (and licking off the peach juice) until he came.
We tried it, but all the peaches we could find down here were far too small. I guess you need those big, juicy Georgia peaches.
Although, being in Florida, I have oranges up the Wazoo. Great big ones, the size of grapefruit. I may have to adapt John's idea, and try the peach thing with an orange.
BTW...Did the citris juice burn at all?
Ooh...here's THIS weeks tip...it sounds FUN!!! I'm DEFINITELY trying this!
Magic Shell-atio
This is a great technique using the dessert topping that hardens when poured over ice cream. It won't be the only thing hard tonight.
Here's What You Need:
One bottle of "hard shell" chocolate ice cream topping.
One teaspoon of butter or margarine.
One oblong-shaped balloon or unlubricated condom.
One knife.
Here's How You Do It:
About an hour before the two of you are going to make love, fill the balloon with cold water and tie off the stem. Place it in the freezer and leave it there for the entire hour.
Take the balloon out of the freezer and rub a little butter or margarine on it. Holding it by the stem over a sink, squeeze the "hard shell" chocolate topping over the balloon, completely coating it.
Wait about thirty seconds for the topping to harden, then lay the balloon on its side on the edge of the sink. The stem should be hanging over the sink.
Using the knife, cut a hole in the balloon at the stem and let the water drain into the sink. As the balloon shrinks, you'll be able to peel it away from the chocolate shell. When it's completely drained, throw the balloon away.
Get your man naked. Have him lie on his back.
Insert your man's penis into the chilled shell. Pleasure him orally. And eat the chocolate off of his penis.
(I think this COULD work for a woman, too. On her breasts, maybe?)
Well, I have to run to the grocery store...I need some ice cream topping...and maybe some whip cream...
Layla