Hi BDC...
First of all, we just wanted to tell you that we absolutely LOVE your sense of humor.
We'll sometimes peek at a thread that is of absolutely no interest to us just because we notice that you've posted to it, and we want to read what you've written. To have such lighthearted (albeit slightly perverse) outlook on life, especially in view of all the difficulties and hardships you've already had to endure, is unbelievably admirable.
You must be a very strong person deep down inside.
Two questions...
1) Did you always have your great sense of humor, or did you develop it later in life, perhaps as a coping mechanism to deal with some of the difficulties you've had to endure?
2) We understand "Bi" and we understand "Chick", but why in the world did your parents give you the middle name of "Drywall"???
~ A & B ~