I have two.... One on me and one on my ex wife (and on me I guess... hehehe)
When I was a freshman, I went to military school for a year. Now, I was already a sexual person before I went having done quite a bit of experimenting with kids in my neighborhood. Of course being a bunch of young men of all different ages, there were a few dirty mags floating around the barracks. Well, I got a hold of one and on a calm weekend afternoon, while I thought my roommate was out doing what ever people in school do on the weekends, I proceeded to "satisfy myself" with the lovely ladies of Penthouse. Needless to say I got busted, on my knees, mag on the footlocker, wacking myself like I had no cares in the world but that centerfold. I don't think I ever quite lived that down...
My second story is about my first blowjob to orgasm. My ex wife, trying to save our marriage I think as she never really had before, went down on me while I was sitting on the couch. She blew me till I had a phenomenal orgasm the made my face buzz. As soon as she swallowed though, it came right back up and in my lap. She turned bright red and ran out of the room embarrassed and I tried not to laugh and went to comfort her that is was ok. Funny how she never believed me when I said things didn't bother me...
Jim
P.S. There were other things wrong with our marriage other then sex, it was just a symptom, not a cause...
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