Okay... (Chuckle,chuckle...) Here goes...
This happened before I met Mrs. Alura. I had a friend who travelled widely and would, when possible, fix her itinerary so we could spend a weekend in bed.
I picked her up at the airport and we stopped in the local Sex Shop for a toy before going to my apartment. Our choice was a cock ring with a rubber, clitoris stimulating, pad at the top.
I had to put the damn thing on while soft and had no trouble at first. About the time things heated up sufficiently that I was inside her, I became aware of an increasing pain. My penis began to swell. The pain got progressively worse.
"I have to stop," I told her.
"No! Don't stop!" she almost screamed.
"I have to!" I said, physically wrenching myself from the grip of her arms and legs and peering with horror at my disfigured member which was not only throbbing with pain but felt like it was on the verge of bursting!
Free of her and definitely no longer aroused, I found I could not take the cock ring off! It was stuck firmly, the erection failed to go away and the pain continued to worsen.
"I have to cut it off!" I said in desperation!
"Your penis?" she asked with horror.
"No, dammit! The cock ring!" (I've always wondered: Would she have considered the penis a viable choice?)
"No!" she said, "can't you leave it on for awhile?"
"Definitely not! Do you not understand what is happening? I hurts more than you can imagine!" I moaned while frantically searching for a pair of scissors, a butcher knife, anything! I would have considered a chain saw if I'd had one. I finally settled on my trusty Swiss Army knife.
"Do you want me to do it for you? she asked.
"I'll handle it." I assured her. At that moment I would have trusted no one in the world with the job.
It was not easy. The knife was very sharp but I couldn't get it under the ring so I had to carefully cut through it from the outside while avoiding at all costs the purple flesh beneath. As the gash deepened, the thiner rubber stretched a little allowing me to complete the job.
Needless to say, I was a worthless sex partner a while. Still, the weekend was young and after a late dinner I found my tongue still worked and so did my penis. Nevertheless it was some time before I could laugh at the incident although my friend was able to laugh at it right away. Too soon, I thought.
Mr. Alura