Hey Mr. Monkey,
I just checked out your Chinese Horoscope today, and you have nothing to worry about. Here are some excerpts:
"Fabulous MONKEY is unlike any other animal of the Taoist zodiac, a fearless hero who is much loved and celebrated. MONKEYS never look at the dark clouds. They always enjoy their silver linings and gold sparks." "Regarding loving relationships, no other Chinese Taoist astrological sign produces more charming, amusing, and romantic companions than the MONKEYS." "Most MONKEYS are lively, likable and witty (blessed with acute psychological perspicacity). Highly sociable, most MONKEYS can easily attract a wide circle of acquaintances."
Need I go on? Mr. Monkey, the plain truth is this: Women want to BE WITH you, men want to BE you.
Quotes taken from www.astromarc.com