KNOCK KNOCK!!!
McFly!!!!
This single guy enjoying one one one time with your wife while you pace the floor isn't swinging.
HE'S FUCKING YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all I have to add to all the good advice and wake up calls you have received so far.
Personally, this would stop today even if it meant ALL swinging had to stop right now. She wants to keep score?? Tally up her one on one times and stop them now until YOU CATCH UP!!! Think she'll think that's fair???
I doubt it??