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Yesterday, he IMs me again. Only this time - he has a girlfriend. He's known her for five days, "but she is such a freak!" So, of course, we ought to all get together, now that he's a "couple."
Well - of course the answer was still no from the start... He still used the word "dawg" way too much...
But as our conversation evolved, I found out that:
1. She was already using the "L" word with him, but he wasn't ready to talk about his feelings with her...
2. He once beat up some guys at a swing event because he couldn't handle watching other men "hit that" - but this is a "perfect" set up because he doesn't like her enough to beat me up if I get my jiggy on...
3. He hadn't told her that he was going to now use her as some strange love offering to swinging couples... But he knew that she'd be into it because - as we've established - "she is such a freak!"
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Did you by chance get this guy's age?
The only group of people I know that use the word "Dawg", consider the word "Freak" as a compliment, and fall in love in less than a week are between the ages of 13-15!
Did you explain to him that you are a monkey and not a dog?
