Spoomonkey,
You know in high school my nickname was Jungle Jane....long story....
Before I head off to put the little evil child to bed, I just wanted to thank you for the chuckle. While poor grammer turns me off, a good sense of humor is a major turn on.
Mrs. Spoomonkey is a lucky woman (I'm not hitting on you, just appreciating you...oh I hope that difference made sense and I didn't just piss someone off

, if I did forgive me, the devil made me do it)