Spoomonkey..
I'm dying here at my computer...I thought I was the only one who would turn someone down because they had poor grammer, and yes I think over use of the word 'Dawg' would make me unreasonably cranky. (Let's face it, I get snarly when someone uses the word irregardless).
That guy sounded down right spooky!! It would be enough to make me run screaming for the door.
I have not had a lot of swinging experience, however in my own humble opinon a couple is someone that agrees they are a couple and have spent more than five days together. Who thought it would be so difficult to define a couple...