Julie called for her trusty sidekicks, Dan and Walrus, to assist her in her search for the remaining missing graemlins. "They can be sly little buggers," Julie explained, "We must look in every nook and cranny."
Dan and Walrus were ready for the challenge, they would search high and low...even going into uncharted internet territory...the Pat Buchanan website if need be. Julie and her sidekicks set out searching for the missing graemlins.
Meanwhile, drew continued his snickering about the missing graemlins. As he turned to hop aboard the tour bus he met the icy grey-eyed stare of Quin.
"We know you are graemlin free, drew, and we have accepted you being such," Quin stated in a monotone voice. "But to revel in our pain when a few of our little buddies escaped during the enchantmant is just outright mean, drew."
Drew's snicker silenced. "You're right, I'm sorry, Quin."
A sudden gasp was heard all over cyberspace as Julie returned some of the missing graemlins to the graemlin pen. Squeals of happiness from the other graemlins echoed throughout the vast area.
Dan and Walrus searched high and low for the missing graemlins...coming upon a website that set both of the men to shaking. "Stay out here, I'll go have a look around, Walrus," Dan instructed as he readied himself to enter a site that any normal man wouldn't dare to enter.
Walrus grabbed Dan's arm, "We'll go together, if someone must died for our graemlins, we'll die together."
"NO," Dan whispered firmly. "I'll be fine, slip in look around, slip back out." Dan shook Walrus's hand from his arm as he began to slip into the website...www.phyllisschafly.com
Walrus stood outside the website wringing his hands, waiting impatiently for his comrade to return. Finally after several minutes, Dan came running out, gasping for air. "It'sssss, it'ssss, it's trecherous in there, Walrus. But I made it out in one piece."
"The Graemlins, did you see any of our graemlins?"
Sighing heavily, Dan responded, "No, but I did see things that would make you tremble in your boots."
Back at the Swingersboard.com, the celebration of the returning graemlins had quieted down a bit and things were getting back to normal when Lori looked at her watch and begin to fret again. "It's been hours and hours and hours, Oh I hope our little graemlins aren't lost to us forever."
"I have faith in our fair Julie and her sidekicks, Dan and Walrus," Quin tried to comfort Lori. "I'm sure they'll find the missing graemlins and bring them back home safe." Quin looked out the door into the vast cyberspace and sighed, "Where are they, what are they encountering, will even they make it back intact?"
Ddrew jumped on the tour bus and gave a quick wave to all. "Hope your friend's return." Then his evil laughter echoed thru the halls of Swingersboard.com.
Julie was cautious looking around the Oprah site and the Dr. Phil site when she reached for her trusty K-Mart walkie talkie. She pressed the button and tried speaking to Dan and Walrus thru the walkie talkie, but it was dead!! Julie shivered in fear, out in the cyberspace with no one to back her up, no communication between her sidekicks. She had to be extra careful not to fall into any traps. She turned to search other sites when all of a sudden, Julie was sucked into a black vortex, her screaming diminished as she was sucked into the vortex deeper and deeper.....
Quin
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