[Quin]

Once upon a time in the never endless world of cyberspace there was this little corner that people liked to congregate. Oh these were special people: the chosen, the brightest, the most wordly, the most intelligent, the most beautiful people in all of cyberspace and the place was quite simply Swingersboard.com.

The leader of Swingersboard.com was the most fairest of them all, Julie. One day Julie had an idea to take this little corner of cyberspace and make it bigger and better. All the special people waited with high anticipation that their world was about to become more enchanted, made easier and better by the leader, Julie, instituting an upgrade.

This process took a while and the Swingersboard.com had to shut down their little message board part of the Internet, but they all thought it was for the betterment of the board. The special people waited patiently and then the message boards opened back up, the special people came and 'oooohhhh' and awed at the changes as they were some great changes indeed!! The special people looked and looked around, some experimenting with the new changes, some doing some changing of this or that...but there was something wrong! Something amiss.

YIKES came the screams from the special people. Sobbing and wailing could be heard throughout the entire internet and an occasional nashing of teeth as the special people came to realize that during the upgrading....some of their cutest, friendliest and most fun graemlins had managed to escape thru Julie's fingers. Now the graemlins run amuck across the vast cyberspace leaving the weepy and heartbroken special people to wonder if their beloved graemlins will ever be able to find their way back to the loving and nurturing home the special people have provided for them....

Quin