They're pretty simple and a lot like everybody else's:
1) We play together, unless we know you well.
2) We both have the power to veto anyone, for any reason.
3) We use condoms for intercourse, unless we know you
very well.
4) J does not fellate to completion. Not even me. (Believe me, we have tried, so don't even ask.)
5) No pain, no potty games, no kiddie stuff.
6) No cheaters.
The rest is negotiable...
-B