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I've been reading the archives tagging threads there and I came across a thread about someone swinging with a friend they owed money to. It got me thinking of the list of people you should probably NEVER swing with...

 

Someone you owe money to

Your boss

Your subordinate

 

I know some would say friends and family - I think it depends on the situation and who is involved.

 

 

Who would be on your list of people you should never swing with?

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The neighbors, unless you're planning on moving within the next two weeks.

 

I know a couple that should have followed that. They of course new better but did anyways, idiots.

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Your boss

Your subordinate

 

For us, it would be anyone in our work organizations. Peers can and do become your supervisors, and vice versa.

We just think it is easier to keep the two completely separate.

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I would never swing with anyone that could be or is a business associate. I would, however, swing with Charlie Sheen:)

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I coach a lot of youth and High School sports, I have often thought that swinging with the parents would be a bad idea. Just might put me in a bad spot potentially.

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Someone you owe money to

 

Someone who owes you money

Business partners

Customers

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Never stick your dick in crazy still applies to swinging.

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Never stick your dick in crazy still applies to swinging.

 

This applies just not to swinging, but to everyday life as well.

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Vice cops.

 

Alura

 

We got hit on at a vanilla party, by a vice cop and his wife.

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We had one in Tulsa. He and his wife ran ads as a "soft-swing" couple. We met them for coffee at a local book store. When Laura asked, "Do you work in the vice squad?" he had to answer "yes" and the rest of the conversation about swinging was, "They have some nice ones at Hunter Park, big enough for a grown-up to swing in, and there is a soft bed of clean mulch..."

 

:)

Alura

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Never stick your dick in crazy still applies to swinging.

 

Chicup cracks me up!!! I guess he doesn't know I don't have a dick! LOL.

 

My answer would be: Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, or evil people:lol::lol::lol:

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Swinging with psychiatic patients could be problematic........

 

This has been a great post, Joolie. I've been laughing and laughing...

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Swinging with psychiatic patients could be problematic........

 

This has been a great post, Joolie. I've been laughing and laughing...

 

Thanks. Although I'm not sure how the U in my name morphed to OO. Either I'm a secret agent now or you cant type my name without having a small orgasm.

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We would never swing with the teachers, coaches or other mentors of our children, though it's been tempting we would wait until they were no longer associated with our kids.

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A couple with marital problems!

Great point!!! We have a couple friend that is really flirty, and they are attractive, but their own marriage is rocky. So, we won't be "going there" so to speak.....

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Thanks. Although I'm not sure how the U in my name morphed to OO. Either I'm a secret agent now or you cant type my name without having a small orgasm.

 

Although a teacher i likes to spell things funni..... i can do funnier things with the name JOOLIE than i can julie. lol. Pete and I named a friend of ours Kimtastic. (we don't know yet :0) but she likes her name!) My names are also jillaroo, jillery, jilladelphia, jillicious, jillybeans, beano, sweetelgeuse, sweetel... do they help to address my multiple personalities? well, we don't know.....

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jillicious, ...

 

This one's my favorite.

 

Alura

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and I...... love your profile picture!!!

 

Just saw this...thanks:)

 

Now, back to who not to swing with...mmmm, how about neighbors?

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Just saw this...thanks:)

 

Now, back to who not to swing with...mmmm, how about neighbors?

 

Well, you can have MY neighbors and I can have YOUR neighbors.....???!!!!! LOL (you're welcome about your pretty picture)

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Never swing with fishermen-- they tell tall tales....

 

All fishermen are liars. Not all liars are fishermen.

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